I was not googling myself, but...

Have you ever typed your name into Google? Knowing, most certainly, that nothing associated with your particular identity will pop up, but venture forward out of curiosity, anyway? I was "googling" a friend of mine, whose name happened to produce about six results, (she's obviously working a bit harder on this thing called being productive than I am), when I thought, why not? It's not something that I'm proud of, but, I bet at least six of you can't say you've never done it before. How could I not share this result?